m3mphis-may-fire:

Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 

(Source: infiinite3scape)

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Things that would be nice at 4 am

cartouche-dreams:

Long make out session
Back rubs
Cuddles
Deep talks
Forehead kisses
Hearing each other breathe
Holding hands
Laughs and corny jokes

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heelerandthehound:

Oh my god. 

(Source: vinegod)

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: yorkcarolina)

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katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

(Source: neilaglet)

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piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

(Source: drugcartels)

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evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

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sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

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modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

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sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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